Swing And A Miss

I remember the days when I played tee-ball.  It was always embarrassing when you didn't hit the ball and just hit the tee and it made that 'thunk!' noise just to reinforce that you didn't hit the ball!

I made her play for the Pittsburgh Pirates.  I wanted to go to one of their games just for the pierogi races. Not really for the Pirates, lol.



Swamp People

Colonel Sanders: "Why are alligators so angry?"

Waterboy:  "Momma said alligators are so angry becuase they got all dem teeth but no toothbrush."

Colonel Sanders:  "Haha, well Momma's wrong!!!"

This latest installment was inspired by the many Thursday nights my father and I watch a little show called Swamp People and also the Waterboy of coarse.  The cast of the show go around the Lousiana Bayou hunting what else, Alligators!!!  I'm now kind of curious what alligator meat taste like.  They always show Troy making jambalaya with alligator meat, plus another guy earlier this week made it on to the show Master Chef with his alligator jambalaya. Looked good actually. 

It was strange, that guy on Master Chef said he had eaten and cooked just about anything and everything, but he drew the line a Possum.  Hmm, wonder what's so gross about Possum? 




It says 'Swamp Dentistry' on the sign if you have trouble reading it on screen.

 



Turtle! Turtle!

This little guy I'm trying to think of a name for.  He's clearly a racing Turtle and no he is not going to race a Hare that's been done before.  I'll take suggestions, I was thinking maybe Jiffy, like the comic on Chelsea Lately.